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There is a chemical in a girls’ brain is released only two different times in her life, when she has sex, and when she breast feeds her baby. This chemical emotionally connects her to another person for the rest of her life. Us guys? We only release this chemical when we bond with our children. So if you think sex is a game and go around fucking as many girls as you want, remember that you will mentally mess this girl for the rest of her life. If you’re still friends afterwards then whatever, but she will always have the same feeling toward you because of this chemical. Just a little bit of science.
This just made me gay.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]I JUST FUCKING SHIT MYSELF, OH MY GOD, I AM CRYING.
OH MY FUCKINGAW34U8I5TNIGN52IUFN;LWIEJNIERWNJGJENF
THE PHONE DID NOTHING
JESUS
PLEASE DON’T DRAG ME INTO THIS
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Never gonna give a fuck.
Churchill’s wit: best in the world.
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I am a dying God.
Frozen my heart.
Frozen my soul.
Frozen my love.
I am a dying God, coming into human flesh.
Amritha →
Amrit (Sanskrit: अमृत; IAST: amṛta) is a Sanskrit word that literally means “immortality”, and is often referred to in texts as nectar. The word’s earliest occurrence is in the Rigvedawhere it is one of several synonyms of soma, the drink which confers immortality upon the gods. It is related etymologically to the Greek ambrosia[1], and it carries the same meaning. It has various significances in different Dharmic Traditions. “Amrit” is also a common Hindu first name for men; the feminine is “Amritā”.
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This needs to be reblogged. By everyone.
I believed everyone except the girl on the end. I just don’t trust white people. For serious.
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When you see an attractive person that you would like to engage in conversation and your friends say, “Just go talk to them”.
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Genesis: Chapter 3
20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was.
21 And God said, “Let there be a herb that when set ablaze and inhaled, it shall expand your mind in new and interesting ways. And I shall try this herb right now, while I am creating shit.” And so he did.
22 And God said, “Okay, so, what if… I took a beaver, right? And then gave it a duck bill. Wait, wait, I’m not done. Now… let’s make it a mammal, but have it lay eggs. Dude, this is awesome. What else? Ummm… a venomous foot would be cool. And it should waddle.” And it was so.
God giggled for 30 minutes, ate some Doritos, and fell asleep for a while.
And it was good.
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